"Would you tell me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how to detect a mental disability to someone who seems normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which should satisfy everyone without difficulty. If it hesitates, which puts you on the runway. "
"What kind of question?"
"Well, you might ask," Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one? "
Bob thought for a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You would not happen to have another example you? I must confess that I do not know much about history."
"Would you tell me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how to detect a mental disability to someone who seems normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question that should satisfy everyone without difficulty. If it hesitates, which puts you on the runway. "
"What kind of question?"
"Well, you might ask," Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one? "
Bob thought for a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You would not happen to have another example you? I must confess that I do not know much about history."
A graduate student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking in a park in the city and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub and fate engineering in a cloud of smoke.
engineering said: "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give you all one."
"Me First! Me First!" said the graduate student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a boat with a beautiful woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" said the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a hula dancer in a professional side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," said engineering professor.
The professor said, "I want guys in the lab after lunch."
The following new Windows messages that are under study for the project Windows 2000:
1. Enter a 11-digit prime number to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Press any key except ... no, no, no, not that!
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5. This will put an end to your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
6. Windows message: "Error saving files! Format reader now? (Y / Y)"
7. It is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off.
8. For "closed" on your system, type "WIN"
9. BREAKFAST.SYS arrested ... Port of cereals is not responding.
10. COFFEE.SYS disappeared ... Insert a cup cup and press any key.
11. File Not Found. Should I wrong? (Y / N)
12. Runtime error 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user.
13. Error reading FAT: Try one SKINNY? (Y / N)
14. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Using backup. (Pencil and PAPER.SYS)
15. User Error: Replace user.
16. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows search: Delete (Y / N)"
17. Your hard disk has been scanned and all stolen software were deleted. The police are en route.
He was a man who wanted to find the perfect gift for his wife. He went to the store and asked the salesclerk and asked him what he should do his wife. The salesclerk highlighted a parrot. The salesclerk said, this is not a parrot, if you light a match under the right foot, he plays Silent Night, if you turn a match below the left foot, he plays Santa Claus Is Coming to Town. The salesclerk did not fail to tell him that the name of the parrot is Chet.
The man thought it would be great, it took at home. He left his wife earlier this open because it is a living being. He said that many songs he played. They wondered what play they lit a match under it the crotch. So they did. The parrot sang "Chet's Nuts Roasting on an open fire."
That's all for now� hope you enjoy the number
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which should satisfy everyone without difficulty. If it hesitates, which puts you on the runway. "
"What kind of question?"
"Well, you might ask," Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one? "
Bob thought for a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You would not happen to have another example you? I must confess that I do not know much about history."
"Would you tell me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how to detect a mental disability to someone who seems normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question that should satisfy everyone without difficulty. If it hesitates, which puts you on the runway. "
"What kind of question?"
"Well, you might ask," Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one? "
Bob thought for a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You would not happen to have another example you? I must confess that I do not know much about history."
A graduate student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking in a park in the city and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub and fate engineering in a cloud of smoke.
engineering said: "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give you all one."
"Me First! Me First!" said the graduate student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a boat with a beautiful woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" said the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a hula dancer in a professional side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," said engineering professor.
The professor said, "I want guys in the lab after lunch."
The following new Windows messages that are under study for the project Windows 2000:
1. Enter a 11-digit prime number to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Press any key except ... no, no, no, not that!
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5. This will put an end to your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
6. Windows message: "Error saving files! Format reader now? (Y / Y)"
7. It is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off.
8. For "closed" on your system, type "WIN"
9. BREAKFAST.SYS arrested ... Port of cereals is not responding.
10. COFFEE.SYS disappeared ... Insert a cup cup and press any key.
11. File Not Found. Should I wrong? (Y / N)
12. Runtime error 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user.
13. Error reading FAT: Try one SKINNY? (Y / N)
14. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Using backup. (Pencil and PAPER.SYS)
15. User Error: Replace user.
16. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows search: Delete (Y / N)"
17. Your hard disk has been scanned and all stolen software were deleted. The police are en route.
He was a man who wanted to find the perfect gift for his wife. He went to the store and asked the salesclerk and asked him what he should do his wife. The salesclerk highlighted a parrot. The salesclerk said, this is not a parrot, if you light a match under the right foot, he plays Silent Night, if you turn a match below the left foot, he plays Santa Claus Is Coming to Town. The salesclerk did not fail to tell him that the name of the parrot is Chet.
The man thought it would be great, it took at home. He left his wife earlier this open because it is a living being. He said that many songs he played. They wondered what play they lit a match under it the crotch. So they did. The parrot sang "Chet's Nuts Roasting on an open fire."
That's all for now� hope you enjoy the number
7 comments:
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was a very funny number 2 was HALARIOUS 3 is even more lol HALARIOUS and 4 was simply HALARIOUS
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funny!
hahahahaha
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Man sooooooooooo which is funny. You should be a special person, on a comedy show.
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people are really funny! lol
lmao
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lmao
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omg ..... very funny
excellent ... Awesome ....... made me laugh ... good job ... Keep up the good jokes SRY
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i didn't read all
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