God programmed the world in 6 days without debugging, and then he slept for a day. He created the ADAM program, from which it gave birth on the eve of the programme.
however, lurked a virus in the corrupt system that evening and then consulted a prohibited file. ADAM has been corrupted because of I / O links with Eve.
God withdrew all the privileges of Adam and Eve programmes and moved to main memory. Adam and Eve gave birth to a large number of child processes. Finally, they are out of hand and God serving RAM with a great flood of zeros, leaving only a few children a process assets protected by the automatic recovery console, or ARC.
Again, the program ran out of control. This time, God had a patch JESUS loan, he did. The infection by rogue spyware NOVELS finally ended the process of Jesus, but not before they can reach several other process that has continued to apply the patch JESUS.
Some processes
calculate that there will be a Great restart soon. Now we know Jesus saves, but God do this work?
however, lurked a virus in the corrupt system that evening and then consulted a prohibited file. ADAM has been corrupted because of I / O links with Eve.
God withdrew all the privileges of Adam and Eve programmes and moved to main memory. Adam and Eve gave birth to a large number of child processes. Finally, they are out of hand and God serving RAM with a great flood of zeros, leaving only a few children a process assets protected by the automatic recovery console, or ARC.
Again, the program ran out of control. This time, God had a patch JESUS loan, he did. The infection by rogue spyware NOVELS finally ended the process of Jesus, but not before they can reach several other process that has continued to apply the patch JESUS.
Some processes
calculate that there will be a Great restart soon. Now we know Jesus saves, but God do this work?
19 comments:
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Obviously, this was not not widely understood, I think it is refreshing and can not be truly appreciated by connoisseurs shades of satire and irony.
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there was another restart called "the flud" ... If God did then backups, it should do now ....
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good
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And they are all content of Christianity Virus.
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I like it! Good analogy!
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WOW! 2 points to exit this window.
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I must reiterate that it is good.
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Yes God offers a backup forever. You can not get this backup of a single source. Beware of false plates others arguing the same capabilities that Jesus patch 2.0 (Matt 7:15)
JESUS 2.0 patch was released 3 days after the Romans removed the first patch. JESUS 2.0 has a new feature called salvation and redemption. (John 3:15-17) You must first patch 2.0 Jesus to launch the Holy Spirit patch (mark 1:8). With this update you will have no fear of data loss.
Another patch called the Holy Spirit 1.0 patch is released as little time as well. It adds some interesting features such as IM (instant messaging) and a god by peer interface.
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and the biggest question is:
Are you ready to lower the burden HG?
(Holy Spirit?)
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= book genesis
AA = 1
BB = 1
Loop
Course book
AA: BB
BB BB 1 =
if BB = EOF
BB = 1
AA AA 1 =
if AA = EOF
AA = 1
pound 1 pound =
if
pound = EOF
Genesis pound =
endif
endif
endif
Until
auditor <> sceptical
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do you think? It's actually very intelligent. I like it.
When the Great
Restart comes, there will be no need for backups. The virus Satan will be completed and a new program, KOG (Kingdom of God) will enter into force.
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yes, how about Trojan horses, eh?
lol.
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It is good to know that your God does not know how to program! and things are out of control all the time!
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Wow you should see a psychiatrist.
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I think my computer is a Christian. We are fighting all the time.
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I think we call ----- OVERTHINK operation.
YOU seriously need a hobby. What about something quiet away from the computer.
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dude Sorry, but this is so lame.
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you must be the geek we speak, but a little difficult to breathe life after God told Adam Adam not to eat the tree of knowledge, but Adam has enabled him to seduce Eve eat / / i dont God did backups There is no errors
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Did you know that you have "pink eye", which is highly contagious. Your explanation of God the software is fun, but unfortunately is not true. Who's the computer, and makes the programmer, oh, yes, God was the programmer that all programmed. Well, we do not really know exactly, but as with all machines, you left out one thing, and that is the soul , Faith, spirit, you're really a vacuum type machine, but if you debugged, I think you might think differently. You must program emotion, compassion, love, faith, all things human beings have, then try again this scenario.
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